Movie: Cinematic Titanic: East Meets Watts

Top 5 Billed Cast

Trace Beaulieu
Trace Beaulieu

Self

Frank Conniff
Frank Conniff

Self

Joel Hodgson
Joel Hodgson

Self

Mary Jo Pehl
Mary Jo Pehl

Self

J. Elvis Weinstein
J. Elvis Weinstein

Self

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    Kung Fu hits the streets! Young Larry Chin arrives from China looking for his long-lost brother and stumbles into some shady characters that'd just as soon see him go home - or get dead. He crosses paths with Stud Brown, and the two become an unlikely duo as they fight to clean up the 'hood, and make time for some lady loves they meet along the way. And hang on tight for the surprise twist ending. It's all living color kungsploitation glory, live with Cinematic Titanic.

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    2009-12-16

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