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Hardbodies(1984)
Status: Released
Date: 1984-05-04
47%
65 Votes
Time: 1h 28m
If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
Overview:
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $1,995,000.00
Revenue: $7,100,000.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Chroma III Productions
Movie: Hardbodies
Top 10 Billed Cast
Grant Cramer
Scotty
Teal Roberts
Kristi
Roberta Collins
Lana
Courtney Gains
Rag
Kristi Somers
Michelle
Video Trailer Hardbodies
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Hardbodies 1984 TV trailer #2 - Trailer
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