The Onion Movie

Top 10 Billed Cast

Len Cariou
Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto
Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Don McManus
Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

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