The Onion Movie(2008)
America's Finest News Source.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Movie: The Onion Movie
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Norm Archer
Cock Puncher
Dana Dobbs
Sensei
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Ahmed
White Black Guy Tim
Ivy Leaguer
Cooking Show Chef
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