
Conservative talk show host Emmett Vaughn reads a group of kindergarteners his hardcore anti-woke right-wing super epic retelling of "Little Red Riding Hood" to prevent them from being indoctrinated (from anyone besides him).
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Conservative talk show host Emmett Vaughn reads a group of kindergarteners his hardcore anti-woke right-wing super epic retelling of "Little Red Riding Hood" to prevent them from being indoctrinated (from anyone besides him).
2024-08-22
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So much for the tolerant left!
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