Je t'aime John Wayne
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Belmondo
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Belmonde lives in 1990s London as an iconic , cool Frenchman modelled on the new wave cinema of the 1960s. Really he is English and middle class – a fact that his family won't let him forget!
Release Date
2000-11-11
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6.196
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