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Kris Marshall
Kris Marshall

Belmondo

Camilla Rutherford
Camilla Rutherford

Zazie

Laura Lumley
Laura Lumley

Minne

Mark Rex
Mark Rex

Tim

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    Belmonde lives in 1990s London as an iconic , cool Frenchman modelled on the new wave cinema of the 1960s. Really he is English and middle class – a fact that his family won't let him forget!

  • Release Date

    2000-11-11

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    5.9

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