The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon(2008)
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Movie: The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Top 6 Billed Cast
Jack Cucchiaio
The Doctor
The Mystic
The Girlfriend
The Murderer
Narrator (voice)
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