The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Top 6 Billed Cast

Paul Clemens
Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio

Michael James Kacey
Michael James Kacey

The Doctor

Fay Kato
Fay Kato

The Mystic

Melissa Paladino
Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Brian Rohan
Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Richard Gale
Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

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