Damsel in distress
Anthony Forrester, host
Sheriff Wesley
Shawn El Ison
Warren Sinclair
Chip Corn
Photographer
Lady's Man
Sheriff Trigger Happy
Director Anthony Spadaccini parodies his own films in this hilarious spoof. A killer is stalking the moronic residents of a small town. Like anyone really cares.
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A really stupid movie.
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