Up the Chastity Belt(1972)
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Movie: Up the Chastity Belt
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Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Sir Coward de Custard
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Nick the Pick
Robin Hood
Lady Ashfodel
Mortimer
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Our Man in the Holy Land
Mistress of the Bed Chamber
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