
Wim Helsen: Bij Mij Zijt Ge Veilig(2007)
If you're feeling down and you don't really know why. If you want to have a good laugh. If you don't understand much about the world, and even less about people. If you don't get what you think you deserve because they don't see you, the idiots. If you can count on one hand the number of times you've felt free and carefree in the past year. If you want to smash things but don't dare.
Movie: Wim Helsen: Bij Mij Zijt Ge Veilig

Wim Helsen: Bij Mij Zijt Ge Veilig
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If you're feeling down and you don't really know why. If you want to have a good laugh. If you don't understand much about the world, and even less about people. If you don't get what you think you deserve because they don't see you, the idiots. If you can count on one hand the number of times you've felt free and carefree in the past year. If you want to smash things but don't dare.
Release Date
2007-01-01
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8
Rating:
4.0 startsTagline
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Nederlands
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