
Hans Teeuwen: Hard en Zielig

Hans Teeuwen: Hard en Zielig
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The first solo show of Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen, the comedian is super-nervous and tells sad stories about past unfortunate love, loneliness and prejudice, accompanied solely by him playing the piano.He also tells tales about a fox, a scarecow, the young girl and the Seven Turkish an the Bible.
Release Date
1995-01-01
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7.2
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