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Hans Teeuwen: Hard en Zielig(1995)
Status: Released
Date: 1995-01-01
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Time: 1h 35m
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The first solo show of Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen, the comedian is super-nervous and tells sad stories about past unfortunate love, loneliness and prejudice, accompanied solely by him playing the piano.He also tells tales about a fox, a scarecow, the young girl and the Seven Turkish an the Bible.
Languages: Dutch.
Countries:
Netherlands
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Hummelinck Stuurman Producties
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The first solo show of Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen, the comedian is super-nervous and tells sad stories about past unfortunate love, loneliness and prejudice, accompanied solely by him playing the piano.He also tells tales about a fox, a scarecow, the young girl and the Seven Turkish an the Bible.
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1995-01-01
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