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Woodchipper Massacre(1988)
Status: Released
Date: 1988-01-01
47%
9 Votes
Time: 1h 21m
How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?
Overview:
Jon, Tom, and Denise accidently kill their senile old Aunt while she's looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim, their Aunt's son, shows up unexpectedly.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $400.00
Movie: Woodchipper Massacre
Top 6 Billed Cast
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Jon, Tom, and Denise accidently kill their senile old Aunt while she's looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim, their Aunt's son, shows up unexpectedly.
Release Date
1988-01-01
Average
4.7
Rating:
2.4 startsTagline
How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?
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