Movie: Guido Weijers: Oxymoron

Top 1 Billed Cast

Guido Weijers
Guido Weijers

Himself

  • HomePage

  • Overview

  • Release Date

    2004-05-06

  • Average

    6

  • Rating:

    3.0 starts
  • Tagline

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    Nederlands

Recommendations Movies

Guido Weijers: Xipnao!
60%

Guido Weijers: Xipnao!(nl)

2007-12-22

Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses
76%

Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses(en)

2006-09-19

King Randolph sends for his cousin, Duchess Rowena, to help turn his daughters, Princess Genevieve and her eleven sisters, into royal material. But the Duchess strips the sisters of their fun, including their favorite pastime: dancing. When all hope may be lost, the sisters discover a secret passageway to a magical land where they can dance the night away.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
84%

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers(en)

2002-12-18

Frodo Baggins and the other members of the Fellowship continue on their sacred quest to destroy the One Ring--but on separate paths. Their destinies lie at two towers--Orthanc Tower in Isengard, where the corrupt wizard Saruman awaits, and Sauron's fortress at Barad-dur, deep within the dark lands of Mordor. Frodo and Sam are trekking to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power while Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn search for the orc-captured Merry and Pippin. All along, nefarious wizard Saruman awaits the Fellowship members at the Orthanc Tower in Isengard.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
69%

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2(en)

2015-11-18

With the nation of Panem in a full scale war, Katniss confronts President Snow in the final showdown. Teamed with a group of her closest friends – including Gale, Finnick, and Peeta – Katniss goes off on a mission with the unit from District 13 as they risk their lives to stage an assassination attempt on President Snow who has become increasingly obsessed with destroying her. The mortal traps, enemies, and moral choices that await Katniss will challenge her more than any arena she faced in The Hunger Games.

Inglourious Basterds
82%

Inglourious Basterds(en)

2009-08-02

In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis. The Basterds, lead by Lt. Aldo Raine soon cross paths with a French-Jewish teenage girl who runs a movie theater in Paris which is targeted by the soldiers.

The Godfather Part II
86%

The Godfather Part II(en)

1974-12-20

In the continuing saga of the Corleone crime family, a young Vito Corleone grows up in Sicily and in 1910s New York. In the 1950s, Michael Corleone attempts to expand the family business into Las Vegas, Hollywood and Cuba.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
66%

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones(en)

2002-05-15

Following an assassination attempt on Senator Padmé Amidala, Jedi Knights Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi investigate a mysterious plot that could change the galaxy forever.

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
73%

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence(ja)

2004-03-06

Cyborg detective Batou is assigned to investigate a series of murders committed by gynoids—doll-like cyborgs, which all malfunctioned, killed, then self-destructed afterwards. The brains of the gynoids initialize in order to protect their manufacturer's software, but in one gynoid, which Batou himself neutralized, one file remains: a voice speaking the phrase "Help me."

Waltz with Bashir
77%

Waltz with Bashir(he)

2008-06-12

An Israeli film director interviews fellow veterans of the 1982 invasion of Lebanon to reconstruct his own memories of his term of service in that conflict.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
68%

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs(en)

2009-06-26

Times are changing for Manny the moody mammoth, Sid the motor mouthed sloth and Diego the crafty saber-toothed tiger. Life heats up for our heroes when they meet some new and none-too-friendly neighbors – the mighty dinosaurs.

2012
58%

2012(en)

2009-10-10

Dr. Adrian Helmsley, part of a worldwide geophysical team investigating the effect on the earth of radiation from unprecedented solar storms, learns that the earth's core is heating up. He warns U.S. President Thomas Wilson that the crust of the earth is becoming unstable and that without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world's population, the entire race is doomed. Meanwhile, writer Jackson Curtis stumbles on the same information. While the world's leaders race to build "arks" to escape the impending cataclysm, Curtis struggles to find a way to save his family. Meanwhile, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes of unprecedented strength wreak havoc around the world.

The Princess Diaries
70%

The Princess Diaries(en)

2001-08-03

A socially awkward but very bright 15-year-old girl being raised by a single mom discovers that she is the princess of a small European country because of the recent death of her long-absent father, who, unknown to her, was the crown prince of Genovia. She must make a choice between continuing the life of a San Francisco teen or stepping up to the throne.

Batman Begins
77%

Batman Begins(en)

2005-06-10

Driven by tragedy, billionaire Bruce Wayne dedicates his life to uncovering and defeating the corruption that plagues his home, Gotham City. Unable to work within the system, he instead creates a new identity, a symbol of fear for the criminal underworld - The Batman.

2 Fast 2 Furious
65%

2 Fast 2 Furious(en)

2003-06-05

It's a major double-cross when former police officer Brian O'Conner teams up with his ex-con buddy Roman Pearce to transport a shipment of "dirty" money for shady Miami-based import-export dealer Carter Verone. But the guys are actually working with undercover agent Monica Fuentes to bring Verone down.

Snitch
61%

Snitch(en)

2013-02-21

Construction company owner John Matthews learns that his estranged son, Jason, has been arrested for drug trafficking. Facing an unjust prison sentence for a first time offender courtesy of mandatory minimum sentence laws, Jason has nothing to offer for leniency in good conscience. Desperately, John convinces the DEA and the opportunistic DA Joanne Keeghan to let him go undercover to help make arrests big enough to free his son in return. With the unwitting help of an ex-con employee, John enters the narcotics underworld where every move could be his last in an operation that will demand all his resources, wits and courage to survive.

Ice Age: Continental Drift
64%

Ice Age: Continental Drift(en)

2012-06-27

Manny, Diego, and Sid embark upon another adventure after their continent is set adrift. Using an iceberg as a ship, they encounter sea creatures and battle pirates as they explore a new world.

Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade
64%

Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade(en)

2016-03-19

A harried prehistoric bird mother entrusts her precious, soon-to-hatch egg to Sid. When she recommends him to her neighbours, business booms at his new egg-sitting service. However, dastardly pirate bunny, Squint, who is seeking revenge on the herd, steals, camouflages and hides all the eggs. Once again, with Squint’s twin brother assisting, Manny, Diego and the rest of the gang come to the rescue and take off on a daring mission that turns into the world’s first Easter egg hunt.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
61%

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian(en)

2009-05-20

Hapless museum night watchman Larry Daley must help his living, breathing exhibit friends out of a pickle now that they've been transferred to the archives at the Smithsonian Institution. Larry's (mis)adventures this time include close encounters with Amelia Earhart, Abe Lincoln and Ivan the Terrible.

The Town
72%

The Town(en)

2010-09-15

Doug MacRay is a longtime thief, who, smarter than the rest of his crew, is looking for his chance to exit the game. When a bank job leads to the group kidnapping an attractive branch manager, he takes on the role of monitoring her – but their burgeoning relationship threatens to unveil the identities of Doug and his crew to the FBI Agent who is on their case.

After Earth
52%

After Earth(en)

2013-05-30

One thousand years after cataclysmic events forced humanity's escape from Earth, Nova Prime has become mankind's new home. Legendary General Cypher Raige returns from an extended tour of duty to his estranged family, ready to be a father to his 13-year-old son, Kitai. When an asteroid storm damages Cypher and Kitai's craft, they crash-land on a now unfamiliar and dangerous Earth. As his father lies dying in the cockpit, Kitai must trek across the hostile terrain to recover their rescue beacon. His whole life, Kitai has wanted nothing more than to be a soldier like his father. Today, he gets his chance.

Similar Movies

Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening
60%

Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening(nl)

2013-12-31

Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.

Bert Visscher: Afijn
0%

Bert Visscher: Afijn(nl)

2014-02-19

Pieter Derks: Spot
70%

Pieter Derks: Spot(nl)

2018-05-26

Registration of the seventh solo show by the Dutch comedian Pieter Derks.

Marc-Marie Huijbregts: Marc-Marie Punt.
80%

Marc-Marie Huijbregts: Marc-Marie Punt.(nl)

2009-01-01

Television registration of the third program by the Dutch comedian Marc-Marie Huijbregts. Marc-Marie Huijbregts sketches a very intimate self-portrait based on personal anecdotes and reflections.

Lebbis: De Bovengrens
0%

Lebbis: De Bovengrens(nl)

2018-12-28

The Dutch comedian Hans Sibbel ('Lebbis') tackles some of the more absurd aspects of our capitalist world and the importance of finding truly meaningful experiences.

Kees Torn: Plek Zat
0%

Kees Torn: Plek Zat(nl)

2012-02-13

In his third comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn tells and sings about his girlfriend. He is in love and therefore affraid that it will end. He also fears that he is too in love to write about anything else and that his audience will get tired of him.

Kees Torn: Mooie Boel
0%

Kees Torn: Mooie Boel(nl)

2012-02-13

In his fourth comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn has resolved not to talk about his girlfriend anymore, as that got out of hand in his previous show. This performance is therefore about other matters: how progress does not always actually bring about progress.

Kees Torn: In de Gloria
0%

Kees Torn: In de Gloria(nl)

2012-02-13

In his fifth comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn reflects on addictions. Torn himself struggles with a dependence on whiskey and cigars, but also rhyme, Bach and his girlfriend José.

Kees Torn: Doe Mee en Win
0%

Kees Torn: Doe Mee en Win(nl)

2012-02-13

In his sixth comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn tells that his impresario no longer allows him to talk about his girlfriend, his love for cigars and whiskey. That's why he's only talking about politicians, television personalities and important things like the QWERTY keyboard layout.

Kees Torn: Dood en Verderf
0%

Kees Torn: Dood en Verderf(nl)

2012-02-13

In his (Poelifinario price winning) seventh comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn remembers the death of loved ones. Torn reflects, in his own way, on life and death.

Kees Torn: Einde Verhaal
0%

Kees Torn: Einde Verhaal(nl)

2012-02-13

In his eighth comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn reflects on his youth in a Reformed environment and how he lost his faith.

Kees Torn: Loze Kreten
0%

Kees Torn: Loze Kreten(nl)

2012-02-13

In his ninth and last comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn tells about his passion for science and on what he wants to do after his last tour.

The Angel of Amsterdam
80%

The Angel of Amsterdam(nl)

1977-12-26

The Lord sends his archangel Raphael to earth to finish some unresolved matters. Raphael ends up in Amsterdam and gets entangled in local troubles, including womenemancipation, secularisation and the impending restructuring of the city center. The musical alludes to local, then topical issues. This musical was on the occasion of the seven hundredth anniversary of the city of Amsterdam, and loosely based on 'Gijsbrecht van Aemstel', the 17th-century history play by Joost van den Vondel.

Jasperina de Jong: The Jasperina Show
0%

Jasperina de Jong: The Jasperina Show(nl)

1972-11-11

In her first show Jasperina de Jong sings songs about Sibylle, the last striptease dancer, about a Bach concert with a Woodstock vibe, about a nunnery where everyone gets addicted to mind-altering substances, about a provincial girl who travels to Amsterdam, and many more.

Marc-Marie Huijbregts: Onderweg naar Morgen
70%

Marc-Marie Huijbregts: Onderweg naar Morgen(nl)

2018-12-31

Live broadcast from Tilburg, where Marc-Marie Huijbregts talks about the highlights of 2018.

Jasperina de Jong: Jasperina's Grote Ego-trip
0%

Jasperina de Jong: Jasperina's Grote Ego-trip(nl)

1974-02-02

This show is a TV adaptation of Jasperina de Jongs second theater show. The show contains songs about abortion, about revolving flowers, about a man born with inexplicable suicidal tendencies, about the objectification of women and many more.

Don Quishocking: We Are Utterly Confused
0%

Don Quishocking: We Are Utterly Confused(nl)

2007-05-03

In the last theater show (1981) of the Dutch cabaret company Don Quishocking, the internal dispute is central. When George Groot returns from Pune, it appears that he has joined the Bhagwan movement. All group members deal with it in their own way, but it seems inevitable that the group members have grown apart.

De Bende van Vier
0%

De Bende van Vier(nl)

2008-09-18

The Dutch musical comedians Theo Nijland, Maarten van Roozendaal, Jeroen van Merwijk and Kees Torn sing and play a selection of their songs to promote the Dutch theater song.