
Shelf Life(2005)
Everyone has an expiration date
A branch library becomes the battlefield for a fierce war of wills in this dark comedy by writer-director Tamar Halpern. A head librarian quietly loathes the new book shelver, a feisty woman fresh out of rehab. But what begins as simmering passive aggression soon spirals into all-out war.
Movie: Shelf Life
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Ray the Mumbler
Inspirational Tape Voice (Voice)
Susan the Receptionist
Dickson the Computer Guy
Amanda the Reporter
Nikki's Mom
Library Punk #1
Uncle Tommy

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A branch library becomes the battlefield for a fierce war of wills in this dark comedy by writer-director Tamar Halpern. A head librarian quietly loathes the new book shelver, a feisty woman fresh out of rehab. But what begins as simmering passive aggression soon spirals into all-out war.
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2005-05-09
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Everyone has an expiration date
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