
Agent 000 gets involved in high-octane action in this Finnish James Bond parody.
Joonas G. Breitenfeld, Salaisen Palvelun agentti 000
pankkirosvo
Salaisen Palvelun agentti 009
toimittaja Ulla Salla
pankkirosvo
"X", Suojeluspoliisin päällikkö
museon opas
keksijätohtori, "proffa"

Agent 000 gets involved in high-octane action in this Finnish James Bond parody.
1983-09-16
4.9
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