
Meatball Assassino(2016)
Happiness is a warm meatball...Bang, Bang, Chew, Chew
Luca, a made man, brings his new girl to his family's dinner. What follows is a standard crime family meal: shouting, guns, and insults.
Movie: Meatball Assassino
Top 9 Billed Cast
Benito aka The Mouth
Olivia Castleton
Luca
Donnie the Don
Rita
Timmy aka The Tape
Mario aka Mr. Punctual

Meatball Assassino
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Luca, a made man, brings his new girl to his family's dinner. What follows is a standard crime family meal: shouting, guns, and insults.
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2016-08-17
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Happiness is a warm meatball...Bang, Bang, Chew, Chew
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