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Teen Mary(2025)
Status: Released
Date: 2025-05-29
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In Ancient Nazareth in the year Zero, a pregnant teenage girl (Mary) and her gay best friend (Joseph) must hatch a plan to save their lives when they discover they might get stoned to death for their sexual "sins". Their plan? They'll convince everyone that God made Mary pregnant with the new Messiah.
Languages: English.
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Budget: $50,000.00
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Movie: Teen Mary
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Isabella Tagliati
Mary
Tarek Ziad
Joseph
John Pope
Pontius
Maggie Wheeler
Annie Cohen
John Rothman
Joachim Cohen
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In Ancient Nazareth in the year Zero, a pregnant teenage girl (Mary) and her gay best friend (Joseph) must hatch a plan to save their lives when they discover they might get stoned to death for their sexual "sins". Their plan? They'll convince everyone that God made Mary pregnant with the new Messiah.
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