Pa Says

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Dorothy Gish
Dorothy Gish

Dot

Edward Dillon
Edward Dillon

Teddy

Lionel Barrymore
Lionel Barrymore

Teddy's Rival

Dave Morris
Dave Morris

Pa

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    First Pa said Theodore was a lizzy-nizzy. He let that go, but when Pa said he was too sporty because he spent a nickel for a ticket for a voting contest for the fairest girl in town, Pa's daughter, of course, then Theodore decided to settle Pa. He played at being a lady. Then Pa said he might not be as young as he used to be, but Ma came along. So Pa said all on the sly, "Go to it, Theodore."

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    1913-07-21

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