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Top 8 Billed Cast

Michael Kallio
Michael Kallio

Anna Lillie
Anna Lillie

Dyana Liu
Dyana Liu

Stefanie Seifer
Stefanie Seifer

Chelsea Taylor
Chelsea Taylor

Mari Ueda
Mari Ueda

Matt Valade
Matt Valade

Jennifer Webb
Jennifer Webb

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    A movie so horrible you'll crap someone else's pants.

  • Release Date

    2007-06-23

  • Average

    3.2

  • Rating:

    1.6 starts
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    English
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