
Cineman

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Overview
A maths teacher acquires the power to travel into movies to save the woman of his dreams and bring her back to her correct film.
Release Date
2009-10-28
Average
2.9
Rating:
1.4 startsTagline
Cet Homme est Professeur de Mathématiques (This Man is a Mathematics Professor)
Genres
Languages:
Français
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