La Patinoire

Top 10 Billed Cast

Bruce Campbell
Bruce Campbell

Actor

Mireille Perrier
Mireille Perrier

Assistant

Dolores Chaplin
Dolores Chaplin

Actress

Marie-France Pisier
Marie-France Pisier

Producer

Jean-Pierre Cassel
Jean-Pierre Cassel

Ice Rink's Manager

Gilbert Melki
Gilbert Melki

Stand in of the Actress

Tom Novembre
Tom Novembre

Director

Dominique Deruddere
Dominique Deruddere

Cinematographer

Jean-Loup Horwitz
Jean-Loup Horwitz

The Sound Engineer

Éva Ionesco
Éva Ionesco

The Editor

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    La Patinoire is about a film director who is shooting a highly symbolic film called 'Dolores' at an ice rink. He has hired a Lithuanian ice hockey team with which he is having enormous communication problems. His actors all have inflated egos, his film crew is made up of fools, and there is a politician on his back. But he must finish the film, no matter what, in time for the Venice Film Festival.

  • Release Date

    1998-11-01

  • Average

    5

  • Rating:

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