Agentti 000 ja kuoleman kurvit
Top 10 Billed Cast
Joonas G. Breitenfeld, Salaisen Palvelun agentti 000
pankkirosvo
Salaisen Palvelun agentti 009
toimittaja Ulla Salla
pankkirosvo
"X", Suojeluspoliisin päällikkö
museon opas
keksijätohtori, "proffa"

Agentti 000 ja kuoleman kurvit
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Overview
Agent 000 gets involved in high-octane action in this Finnish James Bond parody.
Release Date
1983-09-16
Average
4.9
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