The First Temptation of Christ(2019)
Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family. A Christmas special so wrong it must be from comedians Porta dos Fundos.
Movie: The First Temptation of Christ
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jesus
Orlando
Deus
Maria
José
Do Carmo
Tia Lupita
Melchior
Balthazar
Gaspar
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