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The Doctor Is Staying with the Colonel
Top 10 Billed Cast
Nadia Cassini
Dottoressa Eva Russell
Lino Banfi
Colonnello Anacleto Punzone
Alvaro Vitali
Arturo Mazzancolla
Malisa Longo
Giovanna Punzone
Bruno Minniti
Tenente Lancetti
Lucio Montanaro
Suor Fulgenzia
Enzo Andronico
Generale Mangiafuoco
Dino Cassio
Sergente
Thomas Rudy
Paziente
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Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.
Release Date
1980-11-28
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