Movie: Vieni avanti cretino

Top 10 Billed Cast

Lino Banfi
Lino Banfi

Pasquale Baudaffi

Franco Bracardi
Franco Bracardi

Gaetano Baudaffi

Gigi Reder
Gigi Reder

L'uomo dal dentista

Adriana Russo
Adriana Russo

Ragazza al bar

Anita Bartolucci
Anita Bartolucci

Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi

Ramona Dell'Abate
Ramona Dell'Abate

Segretaria del dentista

Annabella Schiavone
Annabella Schiavone

L'esaminatrice

Dada Gallotti
Dada Gallotti

La dentista

Danila Trebbi
Danila Trebbi

La moglie di Filippo

Roberto Della Casa
Roberto Della Casa

Filippo, il marito geloso

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Trailer di  "Vieni Avanti cretino" del 1982 - Lino Banfi e Franco Bracardi

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