The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special

Top 3 Billed Cast

Andrew Bryniarski
Andrew Bryniarski

Lobo

Tom Gibis
Tom Gibis

Easter Bunny

Michael V. Allen
Michael V. Allen

Santa Claus

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    The Easter Bunny is tired of being second-best to Christmas, so he hires Lobo aka The Main Man to take out Santa Claus in order for him to rule over the Holidays. But nothing goes as planned when The Main Man is involved.

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    2002-05-08

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