The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special
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Cecil
Roger
Byron
Bartender
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The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special
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The Easter Bunny is tired of being second-best to Christmas, so he hires Lobo aka The Main Man to take out Santa Claus in order for him to rule over the Holidays. But nothing goes as planned when The Main Man is involved.
Release Date
2002-05-08
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7
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