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El cuerno, el ancho y el sancho(1996)
Status: Released
Date: 1996-12-31
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A young man makes ends meet by selling camotes in his small providence town, has zero luck getting with the ladies, and is too broke to afford the hookers of the town. He then comes up with an idea to get laid by dressing up as the infamous chupacabra to assault the women of the town.
Languages: Spanish.
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Movie: El cuerno, el ancho y el sancho
Top 7 Billed Cast
Eduardo de la Peña
Maribel Fernández
José Magaña
Polo Ortín
Alfonso Munguía
Liliana Arriaga
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A young man makes ends meet by selling camotes in his small providence town, has zero luck getting with the ladies, and is too broke to afford the hookers of the town. He then comes up with an idea to get laid by dressing up as the infamous chupacabra to assault the women of the town.
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1996-12-31
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