Movie: Yury Khovansky: Old Main Jokes

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Yuriy Khovanskiy
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    This is a little over an hour of sloppy, often endless, but very well told jokes on deliberately understandable topics. Summer camps, tobogganing, seeing off to the army, TV series on the recommendation of friends, 5D cinemas, pedophiles, smoking spice, and the crown of all is the joke about "fucking quarks" that "revolve on subatomic levels."

  • Release Date

    2016-03-15

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    6.5

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    Pусский

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