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Edward Penishands[1991]
Status: Released
Date: 1991-08-29
47%
15 Votes
Time: 1h 23m
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Overview:
A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Paul Norman Productions
Video Team
Movie: Edward Penishands
Top 9 Billed Cast
Jeanna Fine
Susan
Alexandra Quinn
Patricia
Ashley Nicole
Margaret
Jamie Leigh
Karen
Dominique Simone
Louise
Tori Welles
Jon Dough
Carl
Sikki Nixx
Edward
T.T. Boy
Top Movie Cast(9)
Jeanna Fine
Susan
Alexandra Quinn
Patricia
Ashley Nicole
Margaret
Jamie Leigh
Karen
Dominique Simone
Louise
Tori Welles
Jon Dough
Carl
Sikki Nixx
Edward
T.T. Boy
Top Movie Crew(5)
Tori Welles
Producer
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