Kick Azz: A Hardcore Comixxx Parody[2011]
Ralph Long sets out to become a real life fucking super hero, calling himself "Kick-Azz." Ralph gets caught up in a bigger fucking battle when he meets Big Dick, a former cop who, in his quest to bring down the Sex Lord, has trained his step-daughter to be the ruthless vigilante Hit-Woman.
Movie: Kick Azz: A Hardcore Comixxx Parody
Top 10 Billed Cast
Manager
Porn Star
Smoking Bitch
Porn Star
Esperanza
Hooker
Hit Girl
Porn Star
Adam / Big Dick
Top Movie Cast(18)
Abella Anderson
Manager
Alanah Rae
Porn Star
Alexis Grace
Smoking Bitch
Emma Heart
Porn Star
Esperanza Gomez
Esperanza
Estrella Flores
Hooker
Isis Taylor
Hit Girl
Nena Linda
Porn Star
Adam Wood
Adam / Big Dick
Eric Jover
Eric Jover
Evan Stone
David Stone / Car Thief
Jim Powers
Franck / The Sex Lord
Karlo Karrera
Officer Carlos
Lee Stone
Car Thief
Ralph Long
Ralph / Kick Azz / Jamaican Viewer
Ron Jeremy
Mr. Jeremy
Top Movie Crew(8)
Ralph Long
Writer
Josh Stone
Director of Photography
Ralph Long
Producer
Ralph Long
Director
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