After a night of drinking, Andy finds himself in the awkward predicament of being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper while his friend Jeff is passed out in the room outside and is his only hope for a dignified escape from the throne.
Jeff
Andy
After a night of drinking, Andy finds himself in the awkward predicament of being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper while his friend Jeff is passed out in the room outside and is his only hope for a dignified escape from the throne.
2010-09-11
5.2
Will Andy get to wipe his ass?
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