Assume the Position[2013]
Yoga's the theme, as our cast of tight-bodied flexible fuckers bend over backwards to get you off! The non-stop, over-the-top action will leave you chanting, 'Om My God!' Sit back...Assume The Position and enjoy some fine-ass Booty!
Movie: Assume the Position
Top 10 Billed Cast
Top Movie Cast(10)
Chanel Preston
Maddy O'Reilly
Romi Rain
Yurizan Beltran
Anita Toro
Tyler Nixon
Erik Everhard
James Deen
Mark Wood
Will Powers
Top Movie Crew(1)
Mike Quasar
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