Chinese proverb(2006)
Sergio, a Cuban immigrant, wants to work as a waiter in a Chinese restaurant, but the world does not seem to be prepared for something like that.
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Sergio, a Cuban immigrant, wants to work as a waiter in a Chinese restaurant, but the world does not seem to be prepared for something like that.
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2006-05-30
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5
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