
Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Heist(1995)
Two petty gangsters get ransomed by a group of Yakuza members, fortunately they are rescued by a kindly Kindergarten teacher.

Movie: Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Heist
Top 10 Billed Cast
Boss Andô
Toshi Dômoto
Kindergarten Teacher
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