Death and Texas(2004)
...only two things in life are certain
Barefoot Bobby Briggs, the legendary running back for the Austin Steers was today sentenced to die for his role in the armed robbery/murder at a downtown Stop 'n Go convenience store... It's five years later, and Bobby's appeals have all but run out, and the Austin Steers are - once again - on the march to the Superbowl, with a lock on the playoffs, when their wide receiver has a season ending injury. With their playoff hopes in shambles, the Governor of Texas controversially offers Bobby a furlough -- from death row -- to help rescue the Steers' post-season hopes, and even play in the Superbowl.
Movie: Death and Texas
Top 10 Billed Cast
Marshall Ledger
Barefoot Bobby Briggs
Coach Loren Stanley
Prison Spokesman
Corrine Ballard
Phillip Brodeur
Circuit Court Judge
Mrs. Kim
Prison Guard
Spoade Perkins
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