Cunt-A-Vision 2.0: Fix Your Hearts Or Die(NaN)
Hey, you. You look like you want to watch a screening wherein countless digital baddies serve up a fat scoop of chaotic, larger than life, fabulous-ness to YOUR dismal reality. Count yourself lucky, because hundreds of talented filmmakers from all over the globe have joined their (acrylic-laden) hands up to create a funny, feminine, and frequently demented collection of animated shorts for YOUR viewing pleasure. Collected and assembled by the indie animation institution that is HELLAVISION TELEVISION and curated by Maddie Brewer and MallBat, this sublime picture show is guaranteed to ensnare the senses.
Movie: Cunt-A-Vision 2.0: Fix Your Hearts Or Die
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Hey, you. You look like you want to watch a screening wherein countless digital baddies serve up a fat scoop of chaotic, larger than life, fabulous-ness to YOUR dismal reality. Count yourself lucky, because hundreds of talented filmmakers from all over the globe have joined their (acrylic-laden) hands up to create a funny, feminine, and frequently demented collection of animated shorts for YOUR viewing pleasure. Collected and assembled by the indie animation institution that is HELLAVISION TELEVISION and curated by Maddie Brewer and MallBat, this sublime picture show is guaranteed to ensnare the senses.
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Cunt-A-Vision(en)
CU•NT /kənt/ adj. An extravagant, unapologetic, inspiring feminine essence. Being a bad-bitch. Fabulousness, not giving a fuck. HIGH drama, POWER! Embracing the reviled parts of femininity. Exaggerated, over the top, larger than life, celebratory and unapologetic. A little dangerous. A divalicious attitude. A type of feminine swag.