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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous(2008)
Status: Released
Date: 2008-11-07
63%
293 Votes
Time: 1h 40m
The Army Will Never Be The Same
Overview:
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $30,000,000.00
Revenue: $103,971.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Papa Joe Films
BenderSpink
Family Room Entertainment
Grand Army Entertainment
Major Productions
Movie: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
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