Major Payne(1995)
He's looking for a few good men... or a few guys old enough to shave.
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch of ragtag losers with no hope.
Movie: Major Payne
Top 10 Billed Cast
Maj. Benson Payne
Emily Walburn
Dr. Phillips
Lt. Col. Stone
Gen. Decker
Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne
Cadet Alex Stone
Cadet Dotson
Cadet Wuliger
Video Trailer Major Payne
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Trailer
"What Are You Lookin' At, Ass Eyes?"
Biker Fight Scene
The Hip-Hop March
You will be bald like me!
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