Official The Client List Parody[2012]
When Alec leaves Veronica high and dry with bills to pay and a house in foreclosure, she gets a job at a local massage parlor to make ends meet. Little does she know these clients aren't looking for an ordinary rub down. At first she's not sure how to handle the sticky situation, but with financial pressures bearing down, she finds herself giving in to the insatiable sexual needs of her 'client list.' Veronica Avluv and Alec Knight gives stellar performances in this unique story based on the hit series!
Movie: Official The Client List Parody
Top 10 Billed Cast
Client
Senator Houston
Senator DuBois
Musician
Top Movie Cast(10)
Veronica Avluv
Misty Stone
Francesca Le
Krissy Lynn
Alexa Nicole
Alec Knight
Anthony Rosano
Client
Michael Vegas
Senator Houston
Mark Wood
Senator DuBois
Danny Wylde
Musician
Top Movie Crew(2)
Mike Quasar
Director
Mike Quasar
Writer
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