The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas(1982)
With Burt and Dolly, this much fun just couldn't be legal!
When a big TV crusader Melvin P. Thorpe threatens to expose the Chicken Ranch to public scandal and close it down, Miss Mona doesn't go down without a fight.
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