

The Cult of the Parsnip(2025)
TAKE THEIR PARSNIP AND INFILTRATE THEIR CULT
Facing pressure from their captain, a cartesian detective and his hothead partner have to investigate a mysterious cult that places a tuber at the center of its altar...
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Facing pressure from their captain, a cartesian detective and his hothead partner have to investigate a mysterious cult that places a tuber at the center of its altar...
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2025-01-10
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TAKE THEIR PARSNIP AND INFILTRATE THEIR CULT
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