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Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?(1969)
Status: Released
Date: 1969-03-19
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9 Votes
Time: 1h 47m
Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls.
Overview:
Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United Kingdom
Budget: $500,000.00
Revenue: $2,100,000.00
ProductionCompanies: 
J. Arthur Rank Film Distributors
Movie: Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
Top 10 Billed Cast
Anthony Newley
Heironymous Merkin
Joan Collins
Polyester Poontang
Bruce Forsyth
Uncle Limelight
Milton Berle
Goodtime Eddie Filth
Stubby Kaye
Fat Writer
George Jessel
The Presence
Connie Kreski
Mercy Humppe
Patricia Hayes
Grandma
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Anthony Newley - Princess Trampolina (From Heironymus Merkin)
Joan Collins "Chalk and Cheese" (from HIERONYMUS MERKIN)
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