
Goldilocks and the Three Bares(1963)
A Fairy Tale For Adults
Nightclub singer Eddie and comedian Tommy, working in a roaring twenties style club, meet and being dating publicist Allison and photographer Cynthia, respectively. They soon discover that the women spend weekends at a nudist club which the guys disapprove.
Movie: Goldilocks and the Three Bares
Top 10 Billed Cast
Eddie Livingston
Myrna McKay
Matt Eden
Cynthia Martin
Doorman at Sunshine Park / Nudist
Sonny Seymour
Self / Nightclub Owner
Nudist (as Toni Thomas)

Goldilocks and the Three Bares
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Nightclub singer Eddie and comedian Tommy, working in a roaring twenties style club, meet and being dating publicist Allison and photographer Cynthia, respectively. They soon discover that the women spend weekends at a nudist club which the guys disapprove.
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1963-09-06
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A Fairy Tale For Adults
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