
Faut pas faire chier Albert !(1996)
In the middle of a New Year's Eve robbery, two petty thieves have an unexpected encounter.
Movie: Faut pas faire chier Albert !
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Faut pas faire chier Albert !
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In the middle of a New Year's Eve robbery, two petty thieves have an unexpected encounter.
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1996-11-22
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