Movie: The Absent-Minded Waiter

Top 8 Billed Cast

Steve Martin
Steve Martin

Steven

Teri Garr
Teri Garr

Susan Cates

Buck Henry
Buck Henry

Bernie Cates

Naomi Stevens
Naomi Stevens

Naomi

Ivor Barry
Ivor Barry

Peter Elbling
Peter Elbling

Kurt Taylor
Kurt Taylor

Beans Morocco
Beans Morocco

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    Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.

  • Release Date

    1977-07-13

  • Average

    6.5

  • Rating:

    3.3 starts
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    English
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