Up Your Alley(1971)
The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!
A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Movie: Up Your Alley
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Seymour
Maria Manina
Don Marco
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A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Release Date
1971-08-04
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2.5
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1.3 startsTagline
The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!
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