Cockles and Muscles(2005)
Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.
Movie: Cockles and Muscles
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Béatrix
Marc
Didier
Mathieu
Martin
Charly
Laura
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Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.
Release Date
2005-03-30
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5.95
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