Sailor Beware(1952)
They go down to the sea in ships… and come up with oceans of LAUGHTER!
Meeting in a navy recruiting line, Al Crowthers and Melvin Jones become friends. Al has tried to enlist before, but was always rejected. He keeps trying so that he can impress women. Melvin, is allergic to women's cosmetics and his doctor prescribed ocean travel, so he decided to join the navy.
Movie: Sailor Beware
Top 10 Billed Cast
Al Crowthers
Melvin Jones
Corinne Calvet
Hilda Jones
CPO Lardoski
Commander Lane
Mr. Chubby
Blayden
Mac
'Bama
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